So, the capital is eventually hit. The journey itself being an incredible adventure. The night train to Hue was immense, waking up to the splendour of a historical coast line that unravelled as a splendid stretch of beaches, rocky outcrops against a background of vicious jungle. On route to Saigon via Mui Ne at 6am we had an hour to kill between transportation at Na Trang.
The Best Pho in Vietnam
The city was waking up and a short walk led me to sampling the best noodle soup breakfast so far on this journey. A mouth-wateringly hot and sour riddle of the standard staple Asian breakfast. This variation had not only the slabs of juicy and fatty pork but a quenelle (I doubt they would address it as such but it was smooth and perfectly formed) of light mackerel mouse which meted into the stock as I devoured it. The chilli and lime was on hand in buckets to balance the flavour to your individual tastes together with crunchy salad leaves and fresh herbs. It awoke my body from its sleep deprivation and our bus sauntered southward to our inevitable destiny.
Mui Ne Fishing Village
We also grabbed a couple of beach days in Mui Ne which provided us with classic seafood. Salt and Chilli prawn, garlic and chilli barracuda, Barbecued prawns. Ace…
Everyone loves a plate of prawns
Barracuda with chilli and garlic
I was lucky enough to meet a chef at the Paris – Mui Ne guest house who was the business partner and food inventor. They looked after us very well and I was fascinated with the sophisticated French – Vietnamese cooking he was making. The simplest of breakfast of bread and jam became incredibly exciting. Making the fruit purees fresh was an innovation of the abundant tropical ingredients availible. Mixing shredded coconut and dragon fruit. Papaya and ginger, green tomato with sweet wild berries. It really has stayed with me and made me think about what is possible from the most simplistic foods.
Mui Ne is famous in Vietnam for its fish sauce. These are the pots they use to ferment the anchovies in. Needless to say this place smelt pretty intense...
Saigon however, was a minefield of choices and it wore me down further than I needed after the 18 hr soul-crushing journey I had taken to get there. A stupendous city, on first arrival I was full of promise and hope. But it is the biggest Vietnam has to offer and is the most staggering in its size and shape. The noise for one is incredibly intense. Every street corner is a building site; the traffic makes Hanoi look like Tesco’s car park on a Sunday and the neon advertisements on every corner seem to confuse your basic navigation at every turn.
We were, we thought, reasonably prepared and as soon as we had dumped our bags at the hotel, a recommendation of a great Indian took us through the streets on a mammoth taxi ride. I felt daftly obtrusive to the lives and well being of the millions of Moto’s as our saloon cruised through the streets heading through what felt like every district of the city. The curry was however spectacular in its simplicity and its flavour. I know I have broken every rule in my conscience here but after 18 hrs of coaches designed for people a lot smaller than you I confess I needed a hit of Indian spice and cold lager. The recommendation scrawled on the receipt in my pocket meant more to both me and the taxi driver (who could barely understand my token Vietnamese of hello and thank you) than my half hearted requests for “the real Saigon experience” ever would. I wasn’t disappointed. Just three dishes on the menu and a choice of meats. My style for sure. The food isn’t worth the colour pixel load time but I would recommend the mutton curry to any weary traveller. Sorry Saigon…
Bombay
So I awake with a fairly merciless hangover, and the unforgiving realisation that I have 15 hrs to discover the culinary capital. Its 10.a.m already… Shit.
Lowri however is in charge today. This I take to be a blessing, she has an excellent judgement and is much better at making quick decisions than I. I have an abhorred knack of crawling though streets and scrutinising menu’s only to finally decide on returning to one of the first I have seen 4 hours previously, every partners nightmare I am sure. But the hangover and hunger controlled us both, and after 500 meters we found ourselves in a pho stall eagerly awaiting whatever came our way.
We both pointed randomly at the same thing on the menu and I regretted it instantly… The dish of the place was shrimp with pig offal (hearts, kidneys and lungs) and shrimp and as soon as my order had gone for braised pig I realised everyone else in the mega pho stall was having the former.
Last of the Pho
After about an hour of stumbling through a pork shoulder with nothing but chopsticks and a spoon we wandered off into the unforgiving Moto exhaust fumes to find a taxi to the war remnants museum.
This brought on more depression as I inspected hundreds of photographs of the after effects of Agent Orange. The hangover tipped into a new being of depression and silence. We walked to the presidential palace expecting grandeur to find it shut 3 minutes ago. We sauntered through blistering streets to seek out an air-conditioned cafe were we got a small intermission with a glass of ice, sugar and lemon juice (refreshing and delicious) before braving the market in search of Bahn Xai (The, pancake of Vietnam, apparently infinitely better than that of Hoi An). Unsurprisingly at this time of the day and mind, they have stopped selling the dish at 12 and instead we were jumped upon by many hawkers offering more pho to our queasy stomachs. It was 6pm and 7 hrs till our flight. I grabbed a couple of fresh spring rolls and a beer at a stall in order to steady my spinning head as much as my stomach. They were good, clean and packed with the aniseed flavour of Thai basil sweetened by mint.
Fresh Vietnamese spring rolls
I picked what the lonely planet said was one of the best Vietnamese restaurants in Saigon with my tail between my legs only to find I can get better in Shoreditch. It had a couple of hits, the okra was brilliant and not a vegetable I’d of associated with this part of Asia.
Okra with Chilli
Curried Seabass, a bit disappointing, literally a bit of curry powder on the fish before it went under the grill were it spent too long.
A couple of taxi’s, a few hours and some beers to quell the pain. Hangover gone and anticipation drained I sat down outside the colossal airport to load up on coffee so as not to pass out and miss my early morning flight to Manila.
Saigon is a shape-shifter. A chameleon of culture and I can’t help still being attracted to its intensity and glamour. Don’t fool yourself into thinking you can walk in and take what you want though. Its scale and concentration is enough to knock you back and it’ll take a lot longer than 24 hours to dig out the best street food and restaurants. I’ll be back one day to give it the respect it deserves. But as I slowly nod off and the caffeine weakens its grip, I’m glad to be heading away from the mainland to a remote island in the Philippines to rest my overworked senses at a much slower pace.
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Everyone loves a plate of prawns
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Fresh Vietnamese spring rolls
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Last of the Pho
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Bombay
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Mui Ne Fishing Village
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Mui Ne is famous in Vietnam for its fish sauce. These are the pots they use to ferment the anchovies in. Needless to say this place smelt pretty intense…
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Barracuda with chilli and garlic
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Okra with Chilli
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Curried seabass, a bit dissapointing, literally a bit of curry powder on the fish before it went under the grill were it spent too long.